Monday, April 7, 2008

My Chemical Romance.

Most fans of My Chemical Romance that I encounter are psychotic.
Ooh offended? Excellent.

But really. I've met quite a few people, mainly teenagers below the age of 16, that are so in love with that band that the slightest hint of a negative comment about them will send them into a frenzy.
Example;
"I don't like like that music, especially that MCR crap."
"OMFG WTF*! THEY ARE SO GOOD! I LOVE GERARD! THEIR LYRICS MEAN SO MUCH TO ME! FUCK YOU!"

I don't blame you for wanting to defend your favourite band, but try to show a little maturity. Flying into a fit because somebody disses your favourite band is stupid. If someone disses a band I like, I will make my point as to why I like them, but I won't go ape shit over it.
But again, MCR fans are the worst, from past experience. Such a huge generalization I know, but I would really like to encounter a MCR fan under 16 that will listen to me bitch about how lame they are and accept my opinion without abusing me.

I really don't get their appeal, other than appealing to the ears of 'depressed' teens all over the world. I say depressed in jest; I am sick of kids whinging about how depressed they are when they're really cranky over something minor, like their parents didn't give them money to buy cigarettes. OH GOD IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD! All of you who claim to be depressed, take a good look at yourself or please get a proper diagnosis, and we'll be bestest friends.

Who wants to hear music about some dolt wailing about how he's not ok [he promises, apparently] and being in black parades? If I wasn't so overexposed to MCR then I'm pretty sure I'd think a black parade is a hoarde of native African people displaying tribal dances in the streets. I think I'd rather see that on tv than Gerard and his mighty band of people with terrible hair.

The world was fine before that band decided to form. Or make it big. Whatever. Well actually it wasn't fine, the world has gone to shit, but if the various countries feel the need to destroy things, please could you destroy My Chemical Romance? They make all the other 'emo' bands look bad.
Thank you.

* = Only because so many people these days seem to favour text talk or whatever the hell you call it.

1 comment:

Megan said...

LMAOZ.

Well, yeah.

Your example of how they talk was too grammatically correct to be true :P