Whigfield.

All this rhubarb surrounding her lame-ass single Sexy Eyes of late (and by rhubarb I mean me and Megan laughing at it), I just HAD to write about her.

For those who were living under a rock during the 90s, out of the woodwork sprung a singer know as Whigfield. Ironically, her real name has NO correlation whatsoever to Whigfield. So where the fuck did she pluck WHIGFIELD from?!
I take some amusement in the fact I was dubbed Wigface. I should so adopt that and become the next Whigfield. My breakthrough hit could be Sexy Ears. Or not..

Basically, Whigfield was your standard run of the mill pop star. No real excitement there. Ditto no real talent either. She also had dull songs. With terrible lyrics. Sexy Eyes is a great example. I do not remember anything else of her, which leads me to think she was a one trick pony, although ponies are more interesting than her.

I would like to take this moment to ask any Whigfield fans to come forward and argue her appeal. Seriously; do it. I want to know why people actually enjoyed her music. It was terrible! Dull, bland, unimaginative.

Apparently she's still active in some countries. She's like herpes; once you think you got rid of it, it comes back again.