Katy Perry - I Kissed A Girl.

I had to.

So this song burst out of the woodwork fairly recently yes? Correct. It's been plastered all over the radio stations which I don't listen to (thank god) and polluting the minds of those hipsters brainwashed by the masterminds behind radio who tell you what to listen to.

I heard it once and it left quite an impression!

But alas my darlings, it was NOT a good one.

For starters, everything in the commercial world is highly sexualised as it is already without this bird squawking about locking lips with another female. I hear the song was written by, and this I quote; "the mastermind behind hits by Britney". Mastermind? The only thing this 'mastermind' has done is successfully twirled the public around his little finger in order to rake in the money.

There is nothing remotely sexy about the song. I kissed a girl too. In fact, I've kissed several girls, not that I'm counting, but I didn't write a song about it. The least I've done is write tasteful poetry about feelings towards another girl that if you were to read them, you'd easily think they're hetero. Would the public react to this song so positively if the song was sung by a slightly chubby girl with piercings and tattoos and was a very open lesbian? I'm betting no; half of the girls out there who currently like this song would be very put off at the mere prospect that an ACTUAL lesbian is singing about kissing a girl and - gasp! - might dare to hit on them! OMG!

Then there's the fact it's sung by a girl. How about we flip it for a second, and say a male, who's comfortable with his sexuality, released a catchy track about kissing a boy? Who here also reckons it wouldn't fare so well, and that the poor boy would be slandered a homosexual when really, he's a straight boy who wanted to experiment?

Say what you like, but the world is so critical. Even the music industry, which I have no doubt would be the first to scrap the song if it was sung by a male for a male or sung by a very lesbian woman. Why even bother writing a song like this! Everything is so over sexualised that sooner or later this song will become but a blip on the rader because somebody will write a song called I Love To Have Sex With People And Occasionally Animals and it will take the world by storm with it's 'out there' lyrics such as "I will insert my penis into your tunnel of looooove".

Do the world a favour Katy Perry, and turn into a scene kid and whine about lost loves. At least then you can be fake without giving actual lesbians a bad rap.

Fuck you.